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PBJ For Life

August 3, 2026 12:38 pm #food

Two slices of bread with peanut butter and jam, next to sourdough bread, fruit spread, and peanut butter jars.

A Perfect PBJ

The three ingredients that make it the best sandwich ever, at least for me.
Visual description

A package of Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse sourdough bread, a jar of Nature's Promise organic triple berry fruit spread, and a jar of Peter Pan honey roast creamy peanut butter sit above two slices of bread on a paper towel, one spread with peanut butter and one with berry jam.

I've been a PBJ guy my entire life. Doesn't matter how many other sandwiches exist in the world, I could eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every single day and never get tired of it. This is not up for debate.

The best one starts with the right ingredients. Sourdough bread, Peter Pan honey roast peanut butter, and a good berry spread. Full disclosure, I normally skip the organic stuff, but the store was out of the regular fruit spread and this was the only option left. Sacrifices were made.

Here's how it comes together, one slice at a time.

Ingredients

  • Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse Sourdough
  • Peter Pan Honey Roast Creamy Peanut Butter
  • Any Berry Fruit Spread

Instructions

  1. Grab two slices of sourdough. Try not to eat one before you even start. This step has a high failure rate.
  2. Load up a spoon with fruit spread and drop it onto one slice like you're not going to regret how much you used.
  3. Spread it around. Corner to corner. No dry spots. Dry spots are a war crime.
  4. Open the peanut butter jar and stare into it for a second like it holds the answers to life. It does not. Just get some on the knife.
  5. Spread the peanut butter on the other slice. Go heavy. This is not the time for restraint.
  6. Optional: draw a heart in the peanut butter. Purely for presentation. It does not affect the taste, but it does affect your confidence.
  7. Put the two slices together. Resist the urge to admire your work for too long, it's going to get eaten regardless.
  8. Take a bite. Feel something close to joy.
  9. Serve with pretzel sticks, because a sandwich this good deserves a sidekick.

Building the Sandwich
Close-up of two plain sourdough bread slices before spreading. A spoonful of berry fruit spread being placed onto a slice of sourdough bread. Berry jam being spread over bread with the back of a spoon. Berry jam spread almost edge to edge across a slice of bread. A knife dipped into a peanut butter jar, beside a jam-covered slice of bread. A slice of bread with peanut butter being spread, next to a finished jam slice. A slice of bread fully covered in peanut butter next to a jam covered slice. Jam and peanut butter slices side by side, a heart shape traced into the peanut butter. Thad wearing glasses and an orange shirt about to bite into a sandwich. A bitten sandwich and a small pile of pretzel sticks on a paper towel.

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